Clayton Forrester Happy Saturday, spacemen! How's that for alphabet soup? I refer to the scifi series UFO. No, you aren't gonna riff on it--I'm gonna review it! The fanciful premise was that, by 1980, we'd have a fleet of subs, a base on the moon, and a squadron of space interceptors. It was headquartered in England, of course, being a British series. They called it SHADO: supreme headquarters, alien defense organization. The aliens were quite cooperative in keeping the war a secret from the public.
The fighters weren't the cool vipers from Battlestar. They had a single torpedo, and once it was used, the pilot was done for the day. Done period if the alien ever brought his laser to bear. They were so helpful in only fielding one at a time.
What the producers never figured out was that guys tuned in to see the moonbase flight controllers--not Ed Bishop, who hogged most of the action. An attempt was made to give them more screen time in subs, tanks, and spacesuits, but these just weren't the same as the curvaceous moonbase uniforms.
Joel As I recall, the premise didn't have much by way of legs.
Crow Except for Gabrielle Drake as Lieutenant Ellis!
Forrester How about this: the aliens would naturally build a base on Mars in an effort to mount a knockout punch. For SHADO, the stakes are now the entire solar system! They might even capture an enemy ship!
Tom Too bad they didn't have the budget.
Joel Yeah, but just a few years later, the same design team cooked up Space: 1999. Martin Landau took too many closeups away from the gorgeous Barbara Bain.
Forrester Can we stay on topic here? What have we learned from this?
Crow When it comes to scifi, no women equals no show.
Forrester Well, true, but. . . .okay, you're onto something there.
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