Tuesday, January 21, 2020
A One Minute Tiff
JEN zup What's up with you guys? You know Les is crying in my beer. I got things to do.
AMY yomi five [I owe you five? Amy, you said YOU had the tip. Now you want it back?]
JEN yo k? Are you okay? Tell me how to get Les outta my hair and you guys back together.
AMY dono [You don't know? I need more than that, lady, so let's not be coy.]
JEN wahapn Clue me in as to what happened.
AMY irol sosumi [Rolling your eyes and daring me to sue you? I'm not letting go of this, Amy.]
JEN tude dudet No attitude, dudette. I got all day til you spill.
AMY k,k! leemelone [Okay, leave you alone? Not gonna happen.]
JEN comagin Come again? Can't believe you said that.
AMY sawya wit [You saw me with Les? Lemme explain, it's harmless.]
JEN 4 yr bday We were shopping for your birthday, homey galomey.
AMY cul. nvr mnd! he he
Jen put away the phone and reached across the table to gently backhand Les's shoulder. "Okay, Les, you're gold."
"Outrageous!" One minute after asking for help, Les bounded out, headed for relationship bliss.